Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
I want to thank all the sidewalks out there for keeping me off the street
why did the cat cross the road?
to make a catastifi on the road
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
Whatβs big and black the road
floor on the road
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
Why did the dog cross the road twice? Because he was trying to catch a boomerang
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.
Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: because chickens are mindless creatures and does not know any better?
On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
