Joke jokes
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."