Joke jokes
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.