Joke jokes
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Memes
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How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.