Joke jokes
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
Memes
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.