Joke jokes
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?
He wiped.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"