Joke jokes
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Memes
dont say this to my jokes .. OK
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"