Joke jokes
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
Memes
Found a good definition of the jokes here while listening to Without Me by Eminem
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.