Joke jokes
The joke above me sucks.
What does a necrophiliac get at a wedding?
Mourning wood.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?