Joke jokes
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.