Joke jokes
"Did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body amputated? He’s all right now."
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
An announcement from your Most High Comrade
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
I'm a joke supremacist.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
Banana joke?
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.