Joke jokes
Teacher: "What's your name?"
Student: "Hang on a second."
10 seconds later:
Teacher: "Is something wrong?"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
20 seconds later:
Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"
Student: "Just listen to me!"
Teacher: "Go on, speak!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.
I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.