Joke jokes

Katie said that her jokes were fire. They were.

I went through this once... It's not funny... Please... stop.

Sayori jokes aren't funny. :-:

I went through that once, you know...

I tried to make a necrophilia joke, but it was dead in the water.

Pretend you're an orphan and I'm telling you a joke:

Your mom.

Need a sock puppet for a joke.

"Hey Soccy?" "What?" "Where do you come from?" "The laundry bin... I don’t wanna talk about it!" 🤣

I'll try not to post jokes about disabled people anymore.

I shouldn't kick a guy when he's Down's.

I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.

So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought this joke was funny.

Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?

This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.

Some people like Stephen Hawking jokes, but he will never be a stand-up comedian.

Why was nine scared of ten?

Because five was a registered twelve offender.

Wait, can I try the joke again?

Teacher: "What's your name?"

Student: "Hang on a second."

10 seconds later:

Teacher: "Is something wrong?"

Student: "Hang on a second!"

20 seconds later:

Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"

Student: "Hang on a second!!!"

Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"

Student: "Hang on a second!"

Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"

Student: "Just listen to me!"

Teacher: "Go on, speak!"

Student: "Hang on a second!"

Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"

Student: "Hang on a second!!!"

How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?

None.

Because I don't make jokes.

Yo momma so slutty, she won't even be offended by this joke.

I make many jokes about jobless people, but none of them are working.

Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"

Oh, you need a lesbian joke?

Uhh... gimme a second....

Me???

Wanna hear a joke?

Rape.