What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
Joke Jokes
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
I was going to tell a ghost joke, but it just seemed so mean-spirited.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
