Joke jokes

I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.

Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.

Why would you make jokes about birth control?

It's a great labour-saving invention.

What's the worst thing about 9/11?

All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.

I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.

Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.

I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...

I have no beef with them.

How many Joe Biden jokes are there?

None, because they're all true.

Wanna hear a joke?

Police brutality.

Want to hear a joke?

Women's Rights.

Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.

People are still scratching their heads over it.

What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?

Neither of them get old.

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...

Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.

Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.

And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.

There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...

There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.

So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.

Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.

Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?