Joke jokes
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
I don't joke about vegans. That would be tasteless...
I have no beef with them.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.
Wanna hear a joke?
Police brutality.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.