Joke jokes

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Police Brutality

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Women's Rights

Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?

Q. Why aren't Epstein jokes funny? A. Because it's such a touchy subject.

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.

People are still scratching their heads over it.

What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?

Neither of them get old.

I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...

Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.

Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.

And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.

There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...

There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.

So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.

Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.

Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's? Wanna hear a joke about Alzheimer's?

Why can't two eggs tell jokes?

Because they will crack each other up!

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!

Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.

What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?

A. They're just in bad taste.

I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.