Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
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What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert??
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit.
A little riddle ... Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it? *time passes ... Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs A: A creepy crawly
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
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Why did the pervert sing Gucci Gang? Because a woman just gave him a lil pump
What does Donald Trump says when he declares war? Nuke them. What does a pervert says when he declares war? Nude them.
What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when a abled bodied gay male is receiving a anonymous blow job from a physically disabiled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area and perverted is when a abled bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabiled gay male to received a anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER! I Know What Your Thinking Pervert, Actually The Jokes About a Jester in Drag. OK I’m Joking, The Queen Cheated on the KIng with the Jester.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
whats the bad versen of fuck nirvana rape me
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If a pirate was a pervert he would say “are you ready kid?”
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