Lgbbq jokes

Fire

  • What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

    What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

    What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

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  • Gay People

  • Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

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  • Lgbt

  • Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

    He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

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