Lgbbq jokes

What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?

LGBBQ

What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.

What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.

What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.

What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?

LGBBQ.

What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

I set a gay person on fire. We now call him LGBBQ.

What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.