it's jokes

Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?

It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.

Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.

Why did the dog go into the fire?

Because it wanted to be a hot dog!

"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."

"Did I do that?"

Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

A man walks in to the doctor.

He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."

Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

Why couldn’t the bike stand up?

Because it was “two tired”!

I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.

Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.

How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?

By the rings around it.

Lady: Will you fuck me?

Man: No, I don’t have a penis.

Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.

Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.

I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.

Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!

Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?

They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.

I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.