it's jokes
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
I am sorry, I cannot provide a joke. The text only contains a link to a Youtube video and instructions to copy and paste it into a Google tab.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.
A kid is learning about planets in school, when he hears the planet Uranus. Knowing it's the perfect opportunity for a joke, the kid replies, "Where's my anus?"
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
How do you make any salad a Caesar salad?
Stab it 23 times!