it's jokes
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
Yo momma so dumb, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."