it's jokes
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.
Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...
I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂
When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog? It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
Why can't an orphan have an iPhone?
It has a home button.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11? Because it flew over their heads.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)
My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
Is it just me, or is it normal to you when people scream?
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?