it's jokes
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.
You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles? He got over it.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.