Dreamy Interruption

So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the wife has a nightmare and wakes up screaming. Hubby's all like, "Hey, I was havin' a good time in dreamland!" Turns out, he was gettin' some action with another lady in his dream, and the wife admits she was trying to get some action in her dream too, but her dream involved a penis. It's all about the awkwardness of sharing your fantasies, ya dig? You are about as sharp as a marble.

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