Profile jokes

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

When people make accounts about you and a category.

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

User name is Nico Belick.

My username good.

I added Paul Walker on Xbox...

But he spends all his time on the dashboard.

Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

What shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Humanity.

Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.