Profile Jokes

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

I was on an orphans website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page

my username good

I added Paul walker on Xbox...

But he spends all his time on the dashboard

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

What shoes does a profile wear?

White vans

On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”