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Online dating

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

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  • Orphan

    I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

    Memes

    Ass

    Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

    Thingy

    Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

    Wife

    I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

    She is not “fun to be around.”

    Thot

    symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

    symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

    angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

    symple: Well it takes one to know one.

    symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

    angela: FUCK OFF!

    Tinder

    On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

    Height

    62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.

    Memes

    Self

    Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

    The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

    Community

    guys not to be so chronically online that im back here after a year and a half😣 but where is everyone? flappy and amy and sah and chex them

    (flappy bird i KNOW you were on this site a few days ago thats right i stalked your profile ho get back on here and say hi imy)

    Poll

    @matt So ik it's I shouldn't tell you how to do your job, Bur I jsut wanna suggest somethings that would help wje (mainly the community) out alot.

    1st a way easier way to navigate comments.

    Maybe a list you can get in the profile page? It would help with deleting comments in a more efficient manner and also finding a specific conversation you wish to reread.

    Maybe you could filter it by time (in or out of a certai… Read more