Profile jokes

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.

Pictures of the people commenting.

I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.

I added Paul Walker on Xbox...

But he spends all his time on the dashboard.

When people make accounts about you and a category.

Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

I posted on my Facebook account that you have a picture on Facebook.

symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?

symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?

angela: Because you are the thot of the group.

symple: Well it takes one to know one.

symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"

angela: FUCK OFF!

Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.

Baller.

She (DYM 110)

My username good.

User name is Nico Belick.

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

What shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.