Grill Master and His Existentially Burdened Dog

Alright, you little thinker, listen up! You've got this fella, right? He's all happy, grillin', protectin' his 'secret family recipe' – typical human stuff, you know? But THEN, you see his dog, who usually just chases squirrels and begs for treats. This doggo is wearing an apron that says, 'I SAW THE FACE OF GOD AND IT WAS WEEPING'. What does that tell ya, genius? It means the dog saw something so profound and sad, it's making a statement about existential dread, while the human is worried about a barbecue sauce recipe! It's funny because it's so unexpected and dark, contrasted with the super mundane. You probably thought it was just a cute dog, didn't you, you silly goose?