Toe Jam Wedding

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. So, like, two orphans are hanging out, right? Then it goes totally off the rails with toe jam, farting aliens, and some Dollar Tree drama. I know you're not that bright, but don't think too hard about it. The guy who wrote it probably isn't either.

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It was a good joke but I don’t like the part when the dog gets eaten but still good joke🙃