How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
Recipe for Holy Water, According to a Comedian Bear Expert, PhD
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you chucklehead. You see, "holy water" is water that's been blessed by a member of the clergy and is used in religious ceremonies. The joke works because it suggests making holy water by literally boiling the "hell" out of regular water, which is a play on words. Get it now, Einstein?