Doctor, doctor!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

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Alright listen up, chucklehead. These jokes are playing on the "Doctor, doctor!" format, right? Each time, someone says they feel like something weird, and the doctor makes a punny response based on that. Like, if you're a curtain, pull yourself together, get it? Doc is making a pun with "pull". If you don't understand it after this explanation I can't help you.

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