it's jokes
Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Why couldn’t the bike stand up?
Because it was “two tired”!
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
"He scratched his face up, detective. That did it."
"Did I do that?"