Statement jokes
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
Hi guys, I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also, quote for the day and advice.
Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow; just look forward today. There are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.
Advice. Sometimes ppl have opinions, and those opinions are probably what you don't like, but don't bring negativity on them just because of what they're saying. If you chose, you probably say, "I don't understand that statement, but it does sound good." This is not a drama site; it's a joking site.
P.S. No hating in these comments.
If the shoe doesn't fit, there's no evidence.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
Dumb.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.
I'm back, bitches!
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
Angel is a good word.
The only joke here is the topic.
Yellow is the best.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
You guys are crazy!