What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
My favorite joke: My life.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Don't commit suicide, that would make DJUNGELSKOG sad!
If I told you Jeremy Palacios was not GAY!
I'd be a liar.
I have the best joke:
"You."
to all those who say this is a joke. It isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. it's a part of humor we can keep. like if you agree.
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
