Statement

Statement Jokes

Funeral

What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?

She was too young.

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  • Suicide

    I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.

    Campbell

    Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."

    Sentence

    The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.

    Sense

    Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.

    What am I?

    Answer: a Riddle.

    Topic

    I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

    Incest

    Everyone says Kenny has an easy life.

    I disagree. I hear his mom likes complicated sex positions.

    Dog

    I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

    That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

    Life

    Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.

    Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!

    Person: WTF!