What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Gay gang members don't do drive-bys, they do fruit roll-ups.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
May and its gang.
I'm in the alagba association. Call 666-666-666 to join the gang. It's free and free kills duidui.
Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?
A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
