INS jokes
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you?
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
Thankfully, I'm still alive because I fail at everything in life.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
R. Kelly contracted COVID-19 recently. He was quoted as saying it was the first time he caught a case of anything over 18 in years.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.