INS jokes
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
What do dogs and lesbian women have in common?
They're both lickers and called a bitch.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
What do a black person and Alexander Hamilton have in common?
They both got shot.
Slept in my Rocky Horror T-shirt, woke up and seen blue skies through the tears in my eyes.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
All those people who are called Garry are gay And all of Belgium is very happy about it
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.