I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out hotwheels
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
the f in orphan stands for family. but there is no f in orphan.
How do you punish a blind guy? You leave a plunger in the toilet
What colour would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025
Orange bc their having a they/them baby
Guy and Girl are in shower talking to each other Guy:lets drop the soap Girl:lets do it
village girls of africa
Why cant orphans eat chips? Because they come in family size.
What so depressed teenagers and fruits have In common? They both Hang by something
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked
There is no way you can fit in there.
Says who?
Your mom.
When?
Last night.
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What do turtles and lesbians have in common they both choke on plastic
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
I wondered y there was red all over my bathroom til I found out tht my sis had dyed her hair red man it looked like somebody dyed in there! lol
Two teenagers were raping an 11 year old girl in an ally, so I stepped into help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
