INS jokes
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.
So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.