INS jokes
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
What’s the only type of batteries that they use in prisons? Duracell.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
Why was one afraid of every number in the world?
Because ONE wanted TWO get something THREE FOUR FIVE at the yard sale, but SIX was not there. SEVEN EIGHT NINE as well. When all but ONE remained, it got TENse.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.