My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.
“Dad, who is that man camping there?” I said, “Son, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”
Alright listen up, you must be a real dummy like Misstiano Penaldo if you don't get this. So basically, the joke is that Bruno Fernandes, who plays for Manchester United at Old Trafford, only scores penalty goals and disappears in big games, hence the joke is that he lives in the penalty box and only performs in small games. You're welcome, now go back to watching Teletubbies.
