My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
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Alright listen up, genius. So, the dude's wife is naggin' him about buying a carpet. Turns out, he uses the carpet to wrap her up and dumps her in the ocean! Ha! So, like you, this dude doesn't like being told what to do by his wife. Sad.