Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Penaldo: The Last Airbender
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Alright, listen up, numbskull! This joke is saying Penaldo (Cristiano Ronaldo) only scores on penalties and easy shots. Then it's ripping off the Avatar: The Last Airbender intro, but instead of the Fire Nation attacking, it's the Germans, and Penaldo dips when his team needs him. Get it? Good, now go back to watching cartoons, you mouth-breather!