Preschool jokes

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

Why did the pedophile cross the road?

To get to the other preschool.

Commander: "Fire a warning shot."

Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."

Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."

Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*

Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"

What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

Why did the pedo cross the road?

To get to the pre-school on the other side.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?

A kindergarden.

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.

This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.

So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"

The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."

So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."

When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"

The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."