10+ Preschool Jokes

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.

What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

Why did the pedophile cross the road?

To get to the other preschool.

Commander: "Fire a warning shot."

Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."

Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."

Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*

Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.

What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

Why did the pedo cross the road?

To get to the pre-school on the other side.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.

The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.