Serial Killer jokes
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?”
Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
Q: What do Epstein and Dahmer have in common?
A: They both like to eat kids in and out.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
What attracted Jeffrey Dahmer to abortion clinics?
- He smelled veal.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.