What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Serial Killer Jokes
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.