Serial Killer jokes
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.