Jeffrey dahmer was eating at 5 guys before it was a restaurant
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals. I hacker, a rapist, a serial killer and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial decides that she want’s to change, but when she see a knife she just can’t help it. He bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist get teleported back to prison
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty he was pretty shocked...
What do you find in jeffrey dahmer's shower
Heads and shoulders
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup
What did they find in jeffery dahmers apartment?
jack in a box.
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest
That both like lil boys
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy. Cause he's the most wanted
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people? he does not like roasted vegetables
Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
i stepped on a cornflake, they acused me of a serial killer?
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-MYERS it.
(Okay, actually improvised this time.)
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers serial killers are wanted
why did the serial killer cross the rode, to get to the victims house
knock knock who's there, the serial killer