Serial Killer jokes
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.