Serial Killer

Serial Killer Jokes

Word

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

This isn't ketchup.

Racist

What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?

“Wait, you’re getting paid?”

Hooker

The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.

Killer

Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."

Food

I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.

Word

What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?

"This isn't ketchup."

Rapist

The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.

Kid

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

Priest

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

Orphan

What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

Serial killers are wanted.

Road

Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.

People

Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?

He does not like roasted vegetables.

History class

In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.

One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”

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