How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Alright listen up buttercup. This joke is funny because it sets you up to expect an answer immediately, but then the punchline is "I'll tell you tomorrow!" which prolongs the suspense and makes the idiot wait, see? It's funny because you're dumb and would probably fall for that.