Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Pirate Card Game
Explanation
Explain Bear
Aye Matey! This one be a knee slapper. So, pirates are known for sailing the seas, right? Cheetahs are known to hang out in the jungle. But "cheetahs" sounds like "cheaters". That's why the pirates can't play cards. Get it? You probably don't since you are landlubber, who probably struggles to tie their shoes.
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