INS jokes

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"

The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"

This isn't a joke but...

GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!

I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.

In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.

Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?

Because they keep cutting in line.

Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.

You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!

BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.

Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.

What's SoDN?

Suck on deez nuts.

Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

What do emo kids and bananas have in common?

They both hang on trees.

I hate salmonella.

It is such a pain in the butt.

Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.