INS jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims because they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds. 😂
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Uranus is up in the sky today.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."