INS jokes
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?
CAT!
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne
Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket
⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
It's about bottling.
It's about crying.
I stay finished, I fake retire.
Put in the diving.
Put in the ghosting
And take my fake trophies.
Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.
My Barcelona banged by Bayern.
I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
I like penis in my bum!
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely... So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common?
They both deal with a lot of crap.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!