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What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
I'm all panic and no disco.
There's 3 words in important: I'm, port, ant.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.