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Im jokes

Child

    • A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

    BA DUM TSS

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    • Wife

    • I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

    She is not “fun to be around.”

    Firework

    • My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

    Im memes

    War

    • A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"

    Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"

    Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"

    *Insert me starting a war in the comments*

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    • Misfortune

    • My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

    (Again, credits to my really funny friend)

    Car Seat

    • Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

    Orphan

    • What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

    Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

    Orphan: I'm an orphan.

    Operator: *bruh*

    Hooker

    • A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

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    • Kid

    • Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.