Im jokes

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.

What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?

"I'm totally dogging it today..."

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

Hey y'all, you want to read something funny? Then look up "Greater Tuna" OID and read the script. It's the best. I'm performing it for an OID (Oral Interpretation of Drama) and it kicks ass. Check it out. Also, the name I'm using is my Roblox Username. Friend me.

What song does an orphan hate?...

"I'm so lonely."

Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

I’m going to be scared of diesel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

I am starting a business where I help people count. It is called making the little things count.

I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"