Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello on the other side.
What did the HP say to a dell :
Hello!
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand??? "Hello Ladies""
Hi guys
A man walks into the library. “Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide” The librarian replies, “No,you won’t give it back”
hello welcome to abortion pizza your loss is our sauce
what did the cow say to ur mom
hello
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar? He said "Oola snack bar!" Oola means hello in Spanish.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
Hello
hello ppls i'm lilkitten ig
me: how do cowboys say hello? Friend: howdy me: how do deez nuts fit in your mouth
hey gwen how are u? im a girl btw...;)
hello everybody its me mariplier and today im goin to be balling at freddys
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody, I did it on purpose
boy: hello mom can I have have 50$.mom:does it look like I am made of money.boy: that's what M.O.M means right.
1.What do you call chesse that's no yours - Nacho Chesse 2. Knock Knock WHO's there ash ash who-ashOoO 3. How does the ocean say hello - he waves 4. Why can't elsa have a ballaon- Because she will let it go 5. What do you can your enemy- You dont call it at all
I never knew what my dad's job was. One day, at school, I got a scam phonecall, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"
My dad answered...
