Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
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Listen up, buttercup! So, the dude's sister says he's "Mattick" which is a play on words, sounding like "matic" or automatic. He tries to swim with her (probably in a pool), but she throws a ball at him like a jerk. He tattles to his dad, and sis gets upset because she doesn't want to get in trouble. The punchline? He's not getting a car seat, implying he did something wrong or is being punished. You prob get in trouble a lot.