Im jokes

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

What song does an orphan hate?...

"I'm so lonely."

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?

"I'm totally dogging it today..."

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

What did a skeleton say when he's alone?

"I'm so bonely..."

Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

I'm dead inside.

I'm life.

Is your refrigerator running? "Yeah, I guess." Well, you better go catch it! Haha, I'm a girl, it's funny!

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.