Sandal jokes

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philipe Philope.

What type of sandals do frogs wear?

Open-toed.

What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?

Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!

Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).

Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!

Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.