Im jokes

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

I’m back, bitches!

So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.

"Hey Gwen, I'm back."

-Dev

"It's been so long they unblocked it!"

Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.

I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.

I'm going to leave now, so bye.

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.

I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?

"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, I'm just a burden.

I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

I’ll always remember my father’s last words: “I’m gonna sleep for a little.”