Im jokes

Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.

Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.

Why am I dumb?

Because I’m dumb.

My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

What's it called when an orphan calls 911?

Operator: Hello, is your family okay?

Orphan: I'm an orphan.

Operator: *bruh*

For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!

Me: Where are they?

Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.

Addison Banks Age (8)

"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"

Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???

Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?

Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

Asdf movie: meow meow I’m a cow.

Me to my villagers in Minecraft: chick chick my guns cocked so frick.

I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)

Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.