Hobo jokes
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Mom: It's time for sleep.
Baby: Is that what you think, huh?
Mom: *gives baby pacifier*
Baby: Nice try, hobo.
Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.
*few hours later*
Baby: *still awake*
Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!
Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
Zozo laughed at his wife for her husband being a hobo.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.