Hobo

Hobo jokes

Cardboard box

  • I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

    The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

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  • Zozo

  • Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?

    Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.

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  • Baby

  • Mom: It's time for sleep.

    Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

    Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

    Baby: Nice try, hobo.

    Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

    *few hours later*

    Baby: *still awake*

    Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

    Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

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  • Couple

  • A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.

    The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!

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  • Frog

  • Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

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  • Woman

  • Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?

    IHOP.

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  • Kitchen

  • Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.

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