Cascade of Misfortune

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My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

Categories

  • Misfortune
  • Dog
  • Friend
  • Bee
  • Child
  • Accident

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, numbskull. This joke is like a chain reaction of bad luck. First, the dog gets stung. Then, the kid spills tea. Next thing you know, the person is lying in agony with a busted knee! It's all downhill from a bee sting! You probably think walking is fun, but it can lead to knee injuries! Sad!

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