Request jokes

What did the shoe tell the feet?

"Put me on your feet!"

Let's chat here, Prince.

"Soph, can we talk?"

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉

Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.

Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D

In the realm of poetry's grace, Where words dare to embrace, A request comes with a quirky plea, To give life to what the eyes may see.

"Pussy lussy cussy," it begins, A playful phrase that surely spins, And though the words may raise a smile, Let's craft a verse that goes the extra mile.

In free verse, we'll dance and sway, Allowing thoughts to have their say, For poetry knows no bounds or rules, It's a canvas for expression, where freedom fuels.

But let's remember, dear friend, To keep our words kind and lend, Respect to all, in every line, For poetry's power can truly shine.

So, let's journey on this poetic quest, With words that honor and truly impress, For in the realm of art and verse, We find beauty, in each line immersed.

And though "Pussy lussy cussy" may make us smile, Let's seek inspiration that runs deep, mile after mile, For poetry's magic lies in its ability, To touch hearts, souls, and set thoughts free.

In this short verse, may you find delight, As we paint with words, both bold and light, So let us write, with grace and art, A poem that sings straight from the heart.

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

What did the Emo say to the surgeon? "Cut me, please!"

Guys, add me as a friend in Roblox. I'm hawaiilover973 :D

Pls send.

Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?

Má ég fara heim?

(In an infant-esque voice.)

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.

Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.

What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

Breathing exercises.

I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!