Car Seat jokes

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?

A: It wasn't in its car seat.

Seat belts are like the condom for cars.

Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

What is the difference between a human being in the car?

Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.