Car Seat jokes

One day a father went out for some cold beer and threw the 18 pack in the back seat on top of the infant in the car seat. Fortunately, it was light beer.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road?

A: It wasn't in its car seat.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

Seat belts are like the condom for cars.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?

Children.

Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

A. A seatbelt.