Squidward Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Part

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

Chair

Amonygus · 5 years ago

Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!

Sign

Anonymous · 2 years ago

An image with a 'The Klu Klux Krab' sign over a clam, a burning cross, a ghost drawing, and Squidward wearing a white robe and hood pointing angrily at Spongebob.

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Dick

deze nuts · 4 years ago

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!

Pedo

Deeznutzz222 · 4 years ago

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

Meat

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Octopus

Anonymous · 9 years ago

What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.

Pedophile

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Octopus

Anonymous · 9 years ago

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

Car

Tucker · 3 years ago

The image shows a black car with Spongebob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles painted on the back. Below that, is an image of various Spongebobs yelling.

Cartoon

DaBaba_G · 3 years ago

Me when I hear someone say i'm cute

An image of Squidward Tentacles with a slightly annoyed and unimpressed expression.

Student

Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

The image shows six different anime and cartoon characters representing different types of students during an exam. Top left: A student intensely writing at a desk. Top right: A student looking confused. Middle left: A student throwing papers in the air with the text 'RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!'. Middle right: A student looking indifferent. Bottom left: A student looking confident with a smirk. Bottom right: Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants with the text 'FUCK IT'

Sub

King bob · 3 years ago

The image shows a classroom setting with cartoon versions of Spongebob in a caveman style and Squidward in the background. The text on the image says "The entire class when there's a sub."

Dad

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Sharpness V belt

A cartoon image of Squidward from Spongebob with wide eyes and mouth open. The text reads: "Minecraft fans when their dad whips out his sharpness V belt" and a comment reads: "I have a van enchanted with lure III".

Hello Kitty

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A blurry, low-resolution image of the character Squidward Tentacles from the show SpongeBob SquarePants, screaming and pointing his finger aggressively towards the right. Above the image is a text block from a social media platform stating: "HELLO KITTY DOES NOT LIKE SELF HARM OR TAKING XANAX. SHE ENJOYS BAKING COOKIES WITH HER FRIENDS".

Pedophile

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A screenshot from SpongeBob SquarePants. In the center, SpongeBob, smiling, holds hands with Squidward Tentacles, who has a neutral expression. A fish character watches them from the left with a slightly startled expression. The caption above reads: 'When you've finally had enough of your autistic brother, so you decide to sell him to the local pedophile'

FBI

blach66 · 3 years ago

I love photo shop

A picture of Squidward with text saying: On May 19, 1996, Squidward (pictured here in 1973) became the first person on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list to be apprehended due to the FBI's then-new home page on the Internet.

Character

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image shows the text "You're not the main character" mfs when I write an autobiography above a picture of Squidward from Spongebob with big, bulged out eyes.

Attachment

Chexers · 2 years ago

me with everyone

The image shows a meme with a text at the top saying, "Me to myself: Don't get attached. Also me:". Below is a drawing of Squidward looking sad and Spongebob pulling on Squidward's face, which is distorted. The meme plays on the inner conflict of trying to avoid attachment but getting attached anyway.

Spongebob

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The meme is composed of three panels from Spongebob, each with speech bubbles. In the first panel, Patrick is dressed in a suit and is crying at a funeral, with the text "MAY HE REST IN PEACE!!!!" In the second panel, Spongebob is yelling, with the text "this disney dvd is enhanced with disneys fast play your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically." In the third panel, Squidward is scolding Spongebob, with the text "really isnt a good time Spongebob." Spongebob replies, "You're no fun."

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