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Part

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

Dick

deze nuts · 4 years ago

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!

Character

Khalamari · 3 years ago

Khalamari.

A green cartoon character with a big nose and wide-open arms stands against a white background.

Squidward memes

Chair

Amonygus · 5 years ago

Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!

Spongebob

electroboxsponge · 4 years ago

Spongulbub

Spingebinge

Sponk

Spunkulbub

Bobspunge

Spong

Emo

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suasied Squid.

Trial

Team Minecraft · 2 years ago

The image shows Squidward from Spongebob in two different panels. The first panel shows him happily carrying a beach chair, and next to this image is text that says "Free Trial." The second panel shows him sad while carrying the same chair. And next to this image is text saying: "Enter Credit Card Information"

Sign

Anonymous · 2 years ago

An image with a 'The Klu Klux Krab' sign over a clam, a burning cross, a ghost drawing, and Squidward wearing a white robe and hood pointing angrily at Spongebob.

Cartoon

DaBaba_G · 3 years ago

Me when I hear someone say i'm cute

An image of Squidward Tentacles with a slightly annoyed and unimpressed expression.

Character

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image shows the text "You're not the main character" mfs when I write an autobiography above a picture of Squidward from Spongebob with big, bulged out eyes.

Competition

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text that reads "when I'm in a see you later competition and my opponent is" above a black crocodile toy. Below that is a picture of Squidward from Spongebob looking scared.

Attachment

Chexers · 2 years ago

me with everyone

The image shows a meme with a text at the top saying, "Me to myself: Don't get attached. Also me:". Below is a drawing of Squidward looking sad and Spongebob pulling on Squidward's face, which is distorted. The meme plays on the inner conflict of trying to avoid attachment but getting attached anyway.

Roblox

Anonymous · 2 years ago

💀

Car

Tucker · 3 years ago

The image shows a black car with Spongebob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles painted on the back. Below that, is an image of various Spongebobs yelling.

Cartoon

Bozo · 3 years ago

A cartoon of Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants, but with a dark skin tone and sunglasses. The text overlay says, "Doo Doo Fart".

Pedophile

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A screenshot from SpongeBob SquarePants. In the center, SpongeBob, smiling, holds hands with Squidward Tentacles, who has a neutral expression. A fish character watches them from the left with a slightly startled expression. The caption above reads: 'When you've finally had enough of your autistic brother, so you decide to sell him to the local pedophile'

FBI

410 · 3 years ago

I love photo shop

A picture of Squidward with text saying: On May 19, 1996, Squidward (pictured here in 1973) became the first person on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list to be apprehended due to the FBI's then-new home page on the Internet.

Hello Kitty

Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A blurry, low-resolution image of the character Squidward Tentacles from the show SpongeBob SquarePants, screaming and pointing his finger aggressively towards the right. Above the image is a text block from a social media platform stating: "HELLO KITTY DOES NOT LIKE SELF HARM OR TAKING XANAX. SHE ENJOYS BAKING COOKIES WITH HER FRIENDS".

Mind

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image of Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob with the text "8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis".

Dad

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 4 years ago

Sharpness V belt

A cartoon image of Squidward from Spongebob with wide eyes and mouth open. The text reads: "Minecraft fans when their dad whips out his sharpness V belt" and a comment reads: "I have a van enchanted with lure III".

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