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Squidward Jokes

Part

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

Memes

Car

The image shows a black car with Spongebob Squarepants and Squidward Tentacles painted on the back. Below that, is an image of various Spongebobs yelling.

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Chair

Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!

Dick

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!

Memes

Cartoon

Me when I hear someone say i'm cute

An image of Squidward Tentacles with a slightly annoyed and unimpressed expression.

Student

Meme:

The image shows six different anime and cartoon characters representing different types of students during an exam. Top left: A student intensely writing at a desk. Top right: A student looking confused. Middle left: A student throwing papers in the air with the text 'RANDOM BULLSHIT GO!!!!'. Middle right: A student looking indifferent. Bottom left: A student looking confident with a smirk. Bottom right: Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants with the text 'FUCK IT'

Sub

The image shows a classroom setting with cartoon versions of Spongebob in a caveman style and Squidward in the background. The text on the image says "The entire class when there's a sub."

Dad

Sharpness V belt

A cartoon image of Squidward from Spongebob with wide eyes and mouth open. The text reads: "Minecraft fans when their dad whips out his sharpness V belt" and a comment reads: "I have a van enchanted with lure III".

Sign

An image with a 'The Klu Klux Krab' sign over a clam, a burning cross, a ghost drawing, and Squidward wearing a white robe and hood pointing angrily at Spongebob.

Character

The image shows the text "You're not the main character" mfs when I write an autobiography above a picture of Squidward from Spongebob with big, bulged out eyes.

FBI

I love photo shop

A picture of Squidward with text saying: On May 19, 1996, Squidward (pictured here in 1973) became the first person on the FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives list to be apprehended due to the FBI's then-new home page on the Internet.

Attachment

me with everyone

The image shows a meme with a text at the top saying, "Me to myself: Don't get attached. Also me:". Below is a drawing of Squidward looking sad and Spongebob pulling on Squidward's face, which is distorted. The meme plays on the inner conflict of trying to avoid attachment but getting attached anyway.

Spongebob

The meme is composed of three panels from Spongebob, each with speech bubbles. In the first panel, Patrick is dressed in a suit and is crying at a funeral, with the text "MAY HE REST IN PEACE!!!!" In the second panel, Spongebob is yelling, with the text "this disney dvd is enhanced with disneys fast play your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically." In the third panel, Squidward is scolding Spongebob, with the text "really isnt a good time Spongebob." Spongebob replies, "You're no fun."

Trial

The image shows Squidward from Spongebob in two different panels. The first panel shows him happily carrying a beach chair, and next to this image is text that says "Free Trial." The second panel shows him sad while carrying the same chair. And next to this image is text saying: "Enter Credit Card Information"

Mr Krabs

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

Character

Khalamari.

A green cartoon character with a big nose and wide-open arms stands against a white background.

Competition

The image shows text that reads "when I'm in a see you later competition and my opponent is" above a black crocodile toy. Below that is a picture of Squidward from Spongebob looking scared.

Cartoon

A cartoon of Squidward from Spongebob Squarepants, but with a dark skin tone and sunglasses. The text overlay says, "Doo Doo Fart".

Face

A picture shows a person's face morphed into the head of the cartoon character Squidward. The username @realbartolozzi is visible. The person's lower body is also visible.

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