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Part

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?

They both got them big parts.

Chair

Amonygus · 5 years ago

Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!

Attachment

Chexers · 2 years ago

me with everyone

The image shows a meme with a text at the top saying, "Me to myself: Don't get attached. Also me:". Below is a drawing of Squidward looking sad and Spongebob pulling on Squidward's face, which is distorted. The meme plays on the inner conflict of trying to avoid attachment but getting attached anyway.

Squidward memes

Dick

deze nuts · 4 years ago

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!

Spongebob

electroboxsponge · 4 years ago

Spongulbub

Spingebinge

Sponk

Spunkulbub

Bobspunge

Spong

Emo

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suasied Squid.

Spongebob

electroboxsponge · 4 years ago

Aw hell naw,

dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.

Cartoon

DaBaba_G · 3 years ago

Me when I hear someone say i'm cute

An image of Squidward Tentacles with a slightly annoyed and unimpressed expression.

Character

Khalamari · 3 years ago

Khalamari.

A green cartoon character with a big nose and wide-open arms stands against a white background.

Mind

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

An image of Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob with the text "8 Sex Positions That Will Blow His Mind And Destroy His Penis".

Hello Kitty

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A blurry, low-resolution image of the character Squidward Tentacles from the show SpongeBob SquarePants, screaming and pointing his finger aggressively towards the right. Above the image is a text block from a social media platform stating: "HELLO KITTY DOES NOT LIKE SELF HARM OR TAKING XANAX. SHE ENJOYS BAKING COOKIES WITH HER FRIENDS".

Dad

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

Sharpness V belt

A cartoon image of Squidward from Spongebob with wide eyes and mouth open. The text reads: "Minecraft fans when their dad whips out his sharpness V belt" and a comment reads: "I have a van enchanted with lure III".

Sub

King bob · 3 years ago

The image shows a classroom setting with cartoon versions of Spongebob in a caveman style and Squidward in the background. The text on the image says "The entire class when there's a sub."

Sign

Anonymous · 2 years ago

An image with a 'The Klu Klux Krab' sign over a clam, a burning cross, a ghost drawing, and Squidward wearing a white robe and hood pointing angrily at Spongebob.

Face

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A picture shows a person's face morphed into the head of the cartoon character Squidward. The username @realbartolozzi is visible. The person's lower body is also visible.

Trial

Team Minecraft · 2 years ago

The image shows Squidward from Spongebob in two different panels. The first panel shows him happily carrying a beach chair, and next to this image is text that says "Free Trial." The second panel shows him sad while carrying the same chair. And next to this image is text saying: "Enter Credit Card Information"

Character

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

The image shows the text "You're not the main character" mfs when I write an autobiography above a picture of Squidward from Spongebob with big, bulged out eyes.

Competition

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text that reads "when I'm in a see you later competition and my opponent is" above a black crocodile toy. Below that is a picture of Squidward from Spongebob looking scared.

Mr Krabs

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

Roblox

Anonymous · 2 years ago

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