Im jokes

Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.

BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

I’m going to be scared of diesel.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.

Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.

I'll remember my last words... "Sorry, I'm not sorry!"

I'm dead inside.

I'm life.

Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.

Every time someone calls you a little different, car? Just say, "No, I'm not."