What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
The more I light my lighter, the lighter my lighter gets, until its too light to light.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
What is the difference in between a orphan and a candle?
One is used
what is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
a candle or a pencil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!!
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What did one candle say to the other? Want to go out tonight?
Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.” Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating !
how can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles? ans:just throw one candle in sea the boat will become lighter
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun "Wheres the candle?" the other Nun says "Doesn't it!".
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commanders) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you"
(Lexa and Clarke from 'The 100' [ #LexaDeservedBetter ] R.I.P. Lexa...)
What were the candles doing at a birthday party 🥳?
Getting lit.
I don't ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5 , I get shutdown so fast , I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring
Why is Daisy afraid of candles???
Watch my videos and find out!!! 🤸♀️🕯📷💰😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Why do candles 🕯 like birthdays?
Because they can get lit.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
I MAY NOT BE THE BRIGHTEST CANDLE ON THE CAKE BUT U CAN STILL BLOW ME
Why is there bullying? They can candle it by them-shelfs.
