Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?
A: Stop looking, I’m changing!
Kyler
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
My parents are like the Twin Towers, only one came back.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.