Pickles the Cat

  • My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

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    Alright listen up, numbskull. The joke is that the dude's dad thinks the cat, Pickles, died and went to heaven (the sky). But nah, the dude is a psycho and blew up his cat by strapping fireworks to it. I feel bad for Pickles. By the way, a lot of people with your personality type get duped by "Nigerian princes" online. Just sayin'.

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