My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is basically saying the dude hit an animal with his car, right? But instead of waiting for help, he's joking that he doesn't wanna wait around for a Black Lives Matter rally. You know, 'cause you're slow like a snail, I gotta spell it out: it's a dark joke about avoiding a political demonstration, which is rude, slowpoke!
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