Hygiene jokes
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Community talk
I pissed in my shampoo.
What if I put laxatives in all the food at school then nutted on all the toilet seats so nobody could poop
I just shit my pants today