Hygiene jokes
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
Y'all smell like ass!
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
My brother needs to see this
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Community talk
I pissed in my shampoo.
What if I put laxatives in all the food at school then nutted on all the toilet seats so nobody could poop
I just shit my pants today