Hygiene jokes

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.

Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!

Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.

Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!

Why did the butthole get angry?

So it could wipe every human, snipe.

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

Poooooooooooooooooooooop!

How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.

Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.

Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!

Y'all smell like ass!

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.