Hygiene jokes

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Toilet paper cried across the road.

A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"

Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.

Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

What do feminists and tampons have in common?

They're both stuck-up cunts.

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.

You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.

Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

So you're the one!

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!

Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?

Because it got stuck in the crack.

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

I ain't shaking anyone's hand, not because of the Coronavirus... I ain't shaking anyone's hand because y'all out of toilet paper!

What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?

He wipes his butt.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."