Shampoo Confession

i’ve heard that makes it work better

I cummed in my conditioner

I shat in my body wash

I cummed and spat in my body lotion

Fuck it, I lied. I cum in everything. Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, lotion, toothpaste, nail polish, wiper fluid, apple juice, water, burgers, pasta (feels good tbh), plants, and most importantly, all yall ngas moms