Shampoo Confession

i’ve heard that makes it work better

I cummed in my conditioner

I shat in my body wash

I cummed and spat in my body lotion

Fuck it, I lied. I cum in everything. Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, lotion, toothpaste, nail polish, wiper fluid, apple juice, water, burgers, pasta (feels good tbh), plants, and most importantly, all yall ngas moms

NOT THE APPLE JUICE NOO

Added flavour