On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P
what do you do when you get locked outside your house...... you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings
Wye did the orphan sleep outside... because he gets to wake up toe mother nature
If you’re ever bored then go outside and punch a orphan who are they going to do,tell their parents?
My dad told me i'm a failure... I failed a math's test. Good thing theres a pole outside my house.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener? One of them is an outside job
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
When you mom says go to bed but you replied with But mom i need help because it is inside but we are outside
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
so i was walking around the outside of the buliding and i saw a kid and asked “where’s your parents” I love working at the orphanage
Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
What time is it when you can smell smoke 💨 inside? Time to get outside
How do you ground a gen z? Make them go outside and socialize
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
why did the blonde run outside naked? she thought the steam was a gas leak
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree? Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store