Outside

Outside Jokes

what do you do when you get locked outside your house...... you talk to the lock. because communication is key.

A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""

The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

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so i was walking around the outside of the buliding and i saw a kid and asked “where’s your parents” I love working at the orphanage

Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on

My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot

I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.

The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store