What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Pot and Kettle
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black." Basically, the pot is telling the kettle to lick the s*** spoon. It's kinda nasty and nonsensical, which makes it funny to you chuckleheads.